if i can run in heels then i can drive
He kissed a someone with a penis
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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