That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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