He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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