O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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