How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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