You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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