it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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