the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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