I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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