he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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