the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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