I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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