I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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