worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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