after a month anything with tits is on the radar
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am mentally ready for anal.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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