How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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