this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Randomize
