She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I did not marry a roomba.
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