Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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