thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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