You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i came on her dog
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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