are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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