So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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