sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
