hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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