Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm bleeding and have questions
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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