You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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