I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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