why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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