I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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