Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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