Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She's not a foreskin expert like you
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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