Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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