why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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