haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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