Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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