I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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