i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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