I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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