Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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