i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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