Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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