I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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