My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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