I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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