No awkward lesbian experiences without me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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