I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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