The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Damn victory sex feels great
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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