on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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