mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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