I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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