Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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