Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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